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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
well ,I see that as of today ,I have no followers...that's OK,you will come..I just need to say something interesting.Finding something to talk about is usually very easy for me.i am ,at most times ,the center of attention.I have been told just recently that I speak with my hands.maybe this is my downfall..I am typing here but unable to capture your attention because of the lack of my "hand talk"so i will come up with a stratagem.be back soon http://plumbgod.homestead.com
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
why are toilets so dirty?
most people probably never really see the dirt, the grime, the hair, the pee ,that builds up around the base of the toilet.well let me tell you ITS NASTY !
If you've had to much to drink and feeling kinda sick ,you fall to your knees in front of the toilet but at this time in your life the last thing on your mind is " man i need to clean up around here"But that's probably as close to the base of a toilet as most people get.....except plumbers...we pull them ,reset them, move them, unclog them, stop them from double flushing,make them work ...
so please take the hint from your plumber.....its nasty down there take some time to at least spray some kind of cleanser around that mess.it may look clean but its not.
Try to keep the toys in the bathroom to a minimum, and make them big ones ,that cant go down the drain
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THINGS I'VE PULLED FROM A TOILET..........army men,dinosaurs,GI Joe's,power rangers,fish bones.
trucks ,cars, motorcycles,
tooth brushes ?,all the time!
hair brushes,underwear,tee shirts.
wigs,balls,dolphin,paint brush, ink pens ,pencils,curlers, rings,air fresheners {pine and the yellow one}
watches,cows,horses,weebles,an entire roll of paper,
needles,a slice of pizza [sausage and mushroom] I did take a picture!
razors,gloves,billfolds,blue tooth head set,
lighters,lots of money,fence lines,
hot wheels track, trains,Bobbie pins ,tampons,eye liners make up brushes,chicken bones,
socks{one ..the other was missing},
bras,boats,tennis balls ,whiffle balls,marbles ,tools ,
forks,spoons,knives,[Yes silverware in the toilet]
one dead squirrel,
mice,shoes,handkerchiefs, a tie,frogs,cotton balls,
turd's,diapers,rags,
towels{full size}
bars of soap.bottles,scissors,tweezers,clippers,phones,keys,an orange,
a subway sandwich{ i think it was a club?]
cameras,cassette taps,pacifiers,baby dolls,
condoms [new and used]
nuts and bolts,radio.
and the funniest thing I ever pulled out of a toilet?
a throw rug from the little old ladies apartment that backed up to the one I was working on....not funny then but very funny now!
if there is something you've drop down the toilet ,that is not on my list ,feel free to add your own..........http://plumbgod.homestead.com
If you've had to much to drink and feeling kinda sick ,you fall to your knees in front of the toilet but at this time in your life the last thing on your mind is " man i need to clean up around here"But that's probably as close to the base of a toilet as most people get.....except plumbers...we pull them ,reset them, move them, unclog them, stop them from double flushing,make them work ...
so please take the hint from your plumber.....its nasty down there take some time to at least spray some kind of cleanser around that mess.it may look clean but its not.
Try to keep the toys in the bathroom to a minimum, and make them big ones ,that cant go down the drain
!
THINGS I'VE PULLED FROM A TOILET..........army men,dinosaurs,GI Joe's,power rangers,fish bones.
trucks ,cars, motorcycles,
tooth brushes ?,all the time!
hair brushes,underwear,tee shirts.
wigs,balls,dolphin,paint brush, ink pens ,pencils,curlers, rings,air fresheners {pine and the yellow one}
watches,cows,horses,weebles,an entire roll of paper,
needles,a slice of pizza [sausage and mushroom] I did take a picture!
razors,gloves,billfolds,blue tooth head set,
lighters,lots of money,fence lines,
hot wheels track, trains,Bobbie pins ,tampons,eye liners make up brushes,chicken bones,
socks{one ..the other was missing},
bras,boats,tennis balls ,whiffle balls,marbles ,tools ,
forks,spoons,knives,[Yes silverware in the toilet]
one dead squirrel,
mice,shoes,handkerchiefs, a tie,frogs,cotton balls,
turd's,diapers,rags,
towels{full size}
bars of soap.bottles,scissors,tweezers,clippers,phones,keys,an orange,
a subway sandwich{ i think it was a club?]
cameras,cassette taps,pacifiers,baby dolls,
condoms [new and used]
nuts and bolts,radio.
and the funniest thing I ever pulled out of a toilet?
a throw rug from the little old ladies apartment that backed up to the one I was working on....not funny then but very funny now!
if there is something you've drop down the toilet ,that is not on my list ,feel free to add your own..........http://plumbgod.homestead.com
are we plumbers lost without the big phonebook companies?
So here I sit,writing at the computer.I should be out working.This is the toughest time I have ever been in. I have customers,I do great work but the calls are few and the bills keep coming.I have a web page.I am listed in google ,yahoo,hot frog,yelp,Olx,Angie's list,Craig's list so on and so on......this is supposed to be the new age...when the phone book isn't used and everyone looks you up online?but still no calls.
so lets talk about Angie's list......" a media that wont use advertising business's " that's bull.recently while checking my listing i noticed a video on Angie's list,,, this guy, this handyman has an advertisement and a video their....saying don't call plumbers don't call electricians, don't call carpenters call a Handyman he knows more about everything.well that just stupid, handymen what a joke. and Angie's list why do they send me countless invitations to buy space to promote my business? Isn't that advertising?and well i haven't received any calls from them period, not in two years.
So I ask you.....how does a plumbing company get calls? buy them from service masters ,yellow pages, ad pages, ?//// thanks for reading along http://plumbgod.homestead.com
More later
so lets talk about Angie's list......" a media that wont use advertising business's " that's bull.recently while checking my listing i noticed a video on Angie's list,,, this guy, this handyman has an advertisement and a video their....saying don't call plumbers don't call electricians, don't call carpenters call a Handyman he knows more about everything.well that just stupid, handymen what a joke. and Angie's list why do they send me countless invitations to buy space to promote my business? Isn't that advertising?and well i haven't received any calls from them period, not in two years.
So I ask you.....how does a plumbing company get calls? buy them from service masters ,yellow pages, ad pages, ?//// thanks for reading along http://plumbgod.homestead.com
More later
Monday, December 14, 2009
what to do when you dont know what to do
what to do when you don't know what to do?? well don't think that you are alone .when it comes to plumbing ,everyone thinks its so easy,and you try to fix that leak or that drip and now you have water everywhere.its OK. slow down.think about it ,your problem can be solved.....maybe its time to call a plumber ? maybe you can look up" how to" from your computer.
so you have looked up the solution online and its kinda tough??so call the plumber.here in Independence Mo. in the small phone book there are 26 pages of plumbers.so who do you call? those big adds cost money where is that money coming from?and why are there so many different adds with the same phone number?how to find a plumber you can trust?
Look at how long the plumber has been in the same town,or in business.ask friends and neighbors .the longer they have been around the better.you cant stay in business long if you screw people. hope this helped?
look for more comming soon http://plumbgod.homestead.com
so you have looked up the solution online and its kinda tough??so call the plumber.here in Independence Mo. in the small phone book there are 26 pages of plumbers.so who do you call? those big adds cost money where is that money coming from?and why are there so many different adds with the same phone number?how to find a plumber you can trust?
Look at how long the plumber has been in the same town,or in business.ask friends and neighbors .the longer they have been around the better.you cant stay in business long if you screw people. hope this helped?
look for more comming soon http://plumbgod.homestead.com
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