Tuesday, December 15, 2009

why are toilets so dirty?

most people probably never really see the dirt, the grime, the hair, the pee ,that builds up around the base of the toilet.well let me tell you ITS NASTY !

If you've had to much to drink and feeling kinda sick ,you fall to your knees in front of the toilet but at this time in your life the last thing on your mind is " man i need to clean up around here"But that's probably as close to the base of a toilet as most people get.....except plumbers...we pull them ,reset them, move them, unclog them, stop them from double flushing,make them work ...
so please take the hint from your plumber.....its nasty down there take some time to at least spray some kind of cleanser around that mess.it may look clean but its not.
Try to keep the toys in the bathroom to a minimum, and make them big ones ,that cant go down the drain
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THINGS I'VE PULLED FROM A TOILET..........army men,dinosaurs,GI Joe's,power rangers,fish bones.
trucks ,cars, motorcycles,
tooth brushes ?,all the time!
hair brushes,underwear,tee shirts.
wigs,balls,dolphin,paint brush, ink pens ,pencils,curlers, rings,air fresheners {pine and the yellow one}
watches,cows,horses,weebles,an entire roll of paper,
needles,a slice of pizza [sausage and mushroom] I did take a picture!
razors,gloves,billfolds,blue tooth head set,
lighters,lots of money,fence lines,
hot wheels track, trains,Bobbie pins ,tampons,eye liners make up brushes,chicken bones,
socks{one ..the other was missing},
bras,boats,tennis balls ,whiffle balls,marbles ,tools ,
forks,spoons,knives,[Yes silverware in the toilet]
one dead squirrel,
mice,shoes,handkerchiefs, a tie,frogs,cotton balls,
turd's,diapers,rags,
towels{full size}
bars of soap.bottles,scissors,tweezers,clippers,phones,keys,an orange,
a subway sandwich{ i think it was a club?]
cameras,cassette taps,pacifiers,baby dolls,
condoms [new and used]
nuts and bolts,radio.
and the funniest thing I ever pulled out of a toilet?
a throw rug from the little old ladies apartment that backed up to the one I was working on....not funny then but very funny now!
if there is something you've drop down the toilet ,that is not on my list ,feel free to add your own..........http://plumbgod.homestead.com

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